My toes, my toes, my aching toes I got clobbered in a one foot pose.
- It can break up a marriage if she wants to lead. If the lady is leading
then the man is a wimp. The good thing is that the wimp phase of the learning
curve usually doesn't last too long.
- You buy nice new expensive special suede
soled dance shoes, then some beginner steps all over them. LOL
- Dancing with a
dance instructor is mega intimidation. It doesn't matter how nice or how good
the dance instructor is, dancing with them is always intimidating.
- Never dance
close when dancing with a dance instructor.
- You learn a nice dance step in
dance class then go to a REAL DANCE and are standing on the floor with a blank
look on your face trying to remember what that great step was that you just
learned.
- Playing bumper cars can be fun sometimes but on the dance floor it
means no FRAME. Gees, only the initiated will know what that means.
- You have
been shown a step 10 times but still don't get it. You finally get it then
someone talks to you and you forget it.
- An inexperienced leader (read man
here) blinks and the very experienced follower (read lady here) turns sideways
or spins. You are left wondering what it was that you did and the lady tells you
that you sent a signal. Like WHAT signal was that?
- The leader starts to do
something then can't remember two seconds later but the signal is sent and the
lady is-a-movin. Abortion takes place and the lady looks at you with a big grin
and wide eyes like "Okay that was fun."
- The lady says to the leader
while on the dance floor, "I'm bored now, do something else." Ya like
we've not heard that one before.
